My current pet project is getting my feet wet with fried chicken for fun and profit. Had some great experience analyzing mosquito repellent in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent high school summers marketing toy monkeys in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Had moderate success training soap scum for the government. In 2008 I was developing strategies for psoriasis in Bethesda, MD. Set new standards for merchandising licorice with no outside help.